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validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

milfdud:

oh my god

milfdud:

oh my god

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

I’m smart but not enough—just smart enough to have problems.
Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via feellng)

onlylolgifs:

What GTA would look like in real life