Lana del Bae
surprisebitch:

me on my way to school

surprisebitch:

me on my way to school

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

parkingstrange:

when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it

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donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

riordam:

mamaarachne:

riordam:

hansofyoursouthernisles:

Dann riordam had sex with a watermelon.

Shhh

I told you to fuck the watermelon and I never expected it to happen

He stole my waterbabies

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell