me on my way to school
I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”
when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it
Wtf is this
Dann riordam had sex with a watermelon.
I told you to fuck the watermelon and I never expected it to happen
He stole my waterbabies
When your online friend wakes up
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell