i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
when you say a great comeback without stuttering
i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination
Untitled, 2012 by Logan Jackson
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
i can finally have justin in my mouth!!!!!
This fucking show
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name
R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics”
the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse